Since when did Canada become Palestine? And since when did Israel become Saint-Pierre & Miquelon ? I am guessing that I was in a coma when the CBC and ATV News corporations were announcing this a few months ago.
I would like to apologize for the obvious sarcastic tone of this post but I am not going to. Since when do we as Canadians need the Zionist Pigs of the Israeli government helping us in anything! We as a nation need to get our heads out of the sand and take a good look around, (no not the living room); the World: and start realizing that our government is starting to write cheques that we as citizens are going to have to cash!
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“Red Canaduh today announced, from its domed Shalom Media Headquarters just outside KennysPortBunk, Me, that it will no longer be accepting pre-Amero paper currency!”
All of Red Canaduh's creditors today have been informed that they should no longer accept the former nation-state’s dollar as repayment for previous debts, as it has been declared no longer attractive or pretty enough to be redeemed.
Indicating that the only gold reserves remaining in the former sub-nation's vaults was sent to secure warehousing in the continental EU overnight, to be hoarded eternally by the Zionist banking cartels that own the Red planet, Comrade Peter MacKay, looked furtive as he attempted to look to the right or the left past each ear, in an apparent effort to earn total approval from the 2 older men standing 20 ft. behind him. He kept muttering over each shoulder, between replies to our questions, "No Pappa, No Poppa …" . The older men simply nodded approval to his comments with their right hands each held behind under their jackets.
"Nothing remained in the vaults but approximately 19.3 hundred thousand gold & silver coins since Cretien anyway!" MacKay said, still reeking of Seagrams boosze, apparently from a party the night before. "And we spent all that over cards & hoes after the wedding!"
When prodded further about such an event’s relevance to this news interview, he simply responded, "Oh yeah. Last night, I got married to my ol' Magna B-i-a-a-t-c-c-h, don't cha' know!" "Remember her, the one that crossed over to my good friend Deennie’s side of the House a couple of years back! Remember her legs, … Holy Doggie style! I used to Mr. Harpoon her somethin’ fierce!” “But, after she flip-flopped, Belinda's Daddy forced me to provide a considerable dowry for her, before he'd give me back her hand. His good ol' garbage magnate buddy Peter Bronfman suggested it, & that he'd provide the trucks to help out, if he’d spend the night with him playin’ poker in the Chambers." "Far as I know, the coins are just clearing Jerusalem for final EU distribution as we speak right this moment. The sheep don’t give a crap, so we just went ahead with things anyway."
When asked about whether or not the marriage was yet consummated, he simply responded, “I don’t fukin’ know! I was freakin’ neo-corned, buddy; man I’ve never felt so high or powerful, that’s all I can remember! All I know is my ass is really f’n sore ever since George & dubya left here drunk, real late, to drive back downtown to Kenny’sPortBunk, Ha-ha-ha-! They left a few of the new bucks they brought us over there, see …” as he pointed to the floor littered with apparent numbered pictures of all past US Presidents & military advisors. Why don’t you just ask go ask all the commoners how they feel & get back to me? I gotta’ go lay down, man, … real bad, … ya’ know what I mean … ?”
In taking this advise, we took our crew went about asking the people on the street if they felt anything about these recent events. The only response we received was “B-a-a. … B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. Gotta go, … Missing …. Beijing …. Idol! Gotta’ go, … Missing … Beijing …. Idol!”
We will inform you as we hear word from the Chinese language translation service, which we called in order to get a response to this turn of events from the actual folks that had invested so many billions into the neocon’s Ottawashmywood-based administration.
We were unable to wake State Gov. Harper up to get a statement, still sitting slumped over in the stained & dripping red-velvet House Speaker’s Throne of Tyranny. Commonly borrowed for such occasions, this is because of its infamous sturdiness in surviving such raucus occasions fully intact on a regularized basis.
~ Nihao ma.
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